E.L. Wisty's World Domination League

Yes, I could have been a judge but I never had the Latin, never had the Latin for the judging. I just never had sufficient of it to get through the rigorous judging exams. They're noted for their rigour. People came staggering out saying 'My God what a rigorous exam' - and so I became a miner instead. A coal miner. I managed to get through the mining exams - they're not very rigorous. They only ask you one question. They say 'Who are you?', and I got 75% for that.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Free your toes

Why does the sound of my feet on the gravel path feel so immensely pleasing? Perhaps it's because of the weather, warm enough for bare feet in sandals, the liberated toes. Free your toes!